Weed Eaters Snarky Malarky-

These recently discovered nocturnal creatures act as rocks during the day and eat weeds at night. A distant cousin to the pet rock, they have evolved longer and have larger teeth.

No human as ever seen them move because if they small a human they will act like a rock again. 

They have a strong homing instinct so they will always be in the exact same spot every morning.

If you have lots of weeds they will love you forever! 

Snag one of these assorted cuties before they all have homes! 

Hand Crafted in Colorado Springs, Colorado!

*one of a kind, you will receive a randomly selected weed eater with a unique personality!